Enjoy our team's carefully selected Plumber Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the plumber call his restroom?
A home office.
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I used to be a plumber.
But then all of my confidence went down the drain.
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My mom had plumbers stop at the house to fix the drain. They made so much noise!
She told them to pipe down.
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Did you hear about the depressed plumber?
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
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What do plumbers, garbage men, and economists all have in common?
They all deal with gross domestic product.
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I had to give up my job as a plumber.
It was just too draining.
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A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes, the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says, “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes of work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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Santa had a leakage in the roof over his dining room.
Plumber asked: “Sir, when did u notice it ?”
Santa: “Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup.”
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I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head.
My plumber calls it a “meatier shower”.
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Do not be racist, be like Mario.
He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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