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Living on Earth might be expensive, but at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.
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If Martians live on Mars and Venusians live on Venus, who lives on Pluto?
Fleas.
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One alien says to another, “The dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.”
The second alien replies, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first alien says, “I don’t think so, they have them aimed at themselves.”
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Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often?
Because it is rated only one star.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip.
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke:
“Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!”
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Earth is the third planet from the sun.
By this logic, all countries are third world countries.
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What happens to pigs when they stay in the sun too long?
Turn into bacon.
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We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons. If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
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