Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pizza Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why does it take marketers so long to order a pizza?
Because they have to run A/B tests to choose the best toppings.
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I asked the bank for a loan to open a pizza delivery by drone business.
They refused. Said my business case was just pie in the sky.
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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.
If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?
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How much did Walter White charge Skyler for the pizza?
Nothing. It was on the house.
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Why was the pizza ringing?
It had some bell peppers on it.
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What size of pizza is the most spiritual?
A medium.
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Who is the pizza savior?
Cheesus Crust.
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A local pizza chain just folded.
The new restaurants serve only calzones now.
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What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.
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What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
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What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
The Anti-crust.
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A thief got caught stealing pizza. Guess what the police told him?
His marinara rights.
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What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza?
There’s so mush-room for improvement.
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“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
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What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
A whole one can look round.
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