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Pizza Puns


I asked the bank for a loan to open a pizza delivery byΒ droneΒ business.

They refused. Said my business case was just pie in the sky.

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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.

If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?

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How much did Walter White charge Skyler for the pizza?

Nothing. It was on the house.

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Why was the pizza ringing?

It had some bell peppers on it.

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What size of pizza is the most spiritual?

A medium.

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Who is the pizza savior?

Cheesus Crust.

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A local pizza chain just folded.

The new restaurants serve only calzones now.

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What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?

β€œYou don’t pepper-own me.”

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What does an anteater like on its pizza?

Ant-chovies.

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What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

The Anti-crust.

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A thief got caught stealing pizza. Guess what the police told him?

His marinara rights.

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What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza?

There’s so mush-room for improvement.

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β€œWaiter, will my pizza be long?”

β€œNo sir, it will be round!”

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What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?

A whole one can look round.

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