Pineapple Jokes
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After several attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian-American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
“A for apple,” he began, “P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for...”
The flustered agent interrupted, “I have a better idea,” she said, “just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples.”
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Where do you get pineapple milk from?
From its pinenipples.
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What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a pig?
A porky–pine.
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What is a bank card’s favorite fruit?
A PIN-apple.
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What do you call a computer covered in fruit chunks?
A pineApple Mac.
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Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice.
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The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
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What do you call a fat pineapple?
A pineapple chunk.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple.
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What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
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