Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat pi.
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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An old country gentleman sent his son off to engineering school.
Four years later, upon his sonβs return, he asked him what he had learned at college.
The son replied, βPi r square.β
The dad exclaimed, βYou didnβt learn nothinβ, boy! Pie are round, breadβs square.β
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My wife gave me an ultimatum.
It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was as easy as pie.
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Why does pirate like to eat pie?
Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?
A pie-oneer.
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What was Newtonβs most favorite dessert?
An apple pi.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
Iβm never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load
of fertilizer. Β
Alexβa little boy of nineβwas playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, βWhatβve you got in your trailer?β
βManure,β farmer Smith replied.
βWhat are you going to do with it?β asked Alex.
βPut it on my pumpkins,β answered the farmer.
Alex replied, βYou ought to
come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.β
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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumnβy ache.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, βThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.β
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Whatβs the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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