Pie Puns and Hilarious Pie Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why does pirate like to eat pie?
Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?
A pie-oneer.
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What was Newton’s most favorite dessert?
An apple pi.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load
of fertilizer.
Alex — a little boy of nine — was playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”
“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.
“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.
Alex replied, “You ought to
come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”
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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn’y ache.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
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What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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