Pie Puns and Hilarious Pie Jokes

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Pie Jokes

Why does pirate like to eat pie?

Because PIE RATING is in their job description.

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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?

A pie-oneer.

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What was Newton’s most favorite dessert?

An apple pi.

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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?

I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.

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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load

of fertilizer.

Alex β€” a little boy of nine β€” was playing ball in his yard.

He saw the farmer and asked, β€œWhat’ve you got in your trailer?”

β€œManure,” farmer Smith replied.

β€œWhat are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.

β€œPut it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.

Alex replied, β€œYou ought to

come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”

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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.

Or they might get autumn’y ache.

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy.

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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought, β€œThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.”

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What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth!

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