Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a red, white and blue pie?
Pastry-otic.
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What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
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What’s the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to eat pi.
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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An old country gentleman sent his son off to engineering school.
Four years later, upon his son’s return, he asked him what he had learned at college.
The son replied, “Pi r square.”
The dad exclaimed, “You didn’t learn nothin’, boy! Pie are round, bread’s square.”
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My wife gave me an ultimatum.
It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was as easy as pie.
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Why does pirate like to eat pie?
Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?
A pie-oneer.
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What was Newton’s most favorite dessert?
An apple pi.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
I’m never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.
Alex—a little boy of nine—was playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”
“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.
“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.
Alex replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”
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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn’y ache.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
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What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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