Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pie Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why does pirate like to eat pie?
Because PIE RATING is in their job description.
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What did they call the first person to bake a pie?
A pie-oneer.
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What was Newtonβs most favorite dessert?
An apple pi.
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Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to fast track his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?
Iβm never gonna run around and dessert you.
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Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load
of fertilizer.
Alex β a little boy of nine β was playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, βWhatβve you got in your trailer?β
βManure,β farmer Smith replied.
βWhat are you going to do with it?β asked Alex.
βPut it on my pumpkins,β answered the farmer.
Alex replied, βYou ought to
come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.β
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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumnβy ache.
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, βThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.β
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Whatβs the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
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