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Picture Jokes


What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects?

A con artist.

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A painter was murdered while working in his latest painting.

The police still can’t see the full picture.

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Why can’t you take a picture with a cat in Alabama?

You can’t take a picture with a cat anywhere. You have to use a camera!

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Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

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Father’s Day at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards by drawing a picture of their father at work.

Teacher asks, “Logan, what does your father do?”

“My dad is a cop. I’m gonna draw him catching a bad guy.”

Then the teacher asks, “Briei, what does your father do?”

Briei says, “My dad is a writer. I’m going to draw him with his new book.”

Teacher gets to Jake, “And what does your father do, Jake?”

Jake says, “My dad is dead.”

“Oh my,” teacher says. “What did your father do before he died?”

Jake: “He turned blue and pooped on the floor.”

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A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, “What’s this?”

The kid says, “A picture of a cow eating grass.”

The teacher asks, “Where’s the grass?”

The kid says, “The cow ate it all.”

“Ok, then where’s the cow?”

“It left because there was no more grass.”

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh, “let’s put all the corn flakes back in the box.’

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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”

Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

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