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Guess what the pickle did when he had a bad day?
He just had to dill.
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There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him.
Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, βWhatβs your secret?β The guy whispers, βAll you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.β
In a flourish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants.
But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror.
Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, βWhy are all the girls running away from me?β
The first guy looks up and replies, βThe pickleβs on the wrong side.β
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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workerβs boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.
Angrily she asked, βIf you had 4 pickles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?β
Quickly he replied, βIf it was you who asked, Iβd still have 4 pickles.β
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What is green and dangerous?
A thundering herd of pickles!
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Whatβs black and white and green in the middle?
Two zebras, fighting over a pickle.
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I walked into the kitchen today to find my blonde wife looking very confused while holding a jar of pickles.
βWhatβs wrong?β I asked her.
She replied, βThis jar of pickles says to store it in a cool, dark location.β
I said, βOkay, how about in the fridge?β
She said, βNo, silly, thereβs a little light inside.β
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