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Pi Jokes


Chuck Norris’s ATM PIN number is the last four digits of Pi.

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

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Did you know that some say their favorite Thanksgiving food is pie?

It’s irrational.

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Me: β€œHappy National Pi Day!”

Her: β€œAren’t you a few days late lol?”

Me: β€œSorry, I was being irrational.”

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They say today is Pi Day.

But for me it will always be cake day!

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Seriously, people need to stop with the National Pi Day jokes.

I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.

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If today is really Pi Day, it would never end.

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Why was the math book sad on National Pi Day?

Because it had too many problems.

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Do you know that Albert Einstein’s birthday was on Pi Day i.e., March 14, 1879?

Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.

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Why are people celebrating Pi Day?

It’s irrational.

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What is the official tree of National Pi Day?

A Pi-ne tree.

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What are the official sea creatures of National Pi Day?

Octopi.

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What language should you speak on National Pi Day?

Sine language.

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What is the official animal of National Pi Day?

The pi-thon.

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What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?

β€œI don’t want to repeat myself.”

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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.

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An old country gentleman sent his son off to engineering school.

Four years later, upon his son’s return, he asked him what he had learned at college.

The son replied, β€œPi r square.”

The dad exclaimed, β€œYou didn’t learn nothin’, boy! Pie are round, bread’s square.”

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Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because they’ll go on and on and on forever.

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What was Newton’s most favorite dessert?

An apple pi.

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.

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The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?

It was a pi.

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