Physical Therapist Jokes



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Physical Therapist Jokes


Husband to friend: β€œThe physical therapist told my wife she should do some exercise.”

Friend: β€œAnd is she doing this?”

Husband: β€œWell, she is, if jumping to conclusions and running up bills can be called exercise.”

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Why do driving instructors make good physical therapists?

Because they can teach fine motor skills.

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Did you hear about the physical therapist who asked his date to meet him at the gym?

She didn’t show up, and that’s when he knew they weren’t gonna work out.

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Why did the pig visit the physical therapist’s clinic?

It pulled a hamstring.

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Where do people in Egypt go for physical therapy?

To the Cairo-practor.

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What do you call a farmer with a physical therapy degree?

A chirotractor.

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What happened when the man went to the acupuncturist?

When he got home, his voodoo doll was dead.

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What’s a fat ghost’s biggest fear of physical therapists?

Being exercised.

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Why can’t you trust acupuncture specialists?

They’ll always stab you in the back.

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