Enjoy our team's carefully selected PhD Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Dad: “My first son has a PhD in arts, my daughter has two degrees in communication and journalism and my youngest son is a burglar.”
Friend: “Wow, a burglar? You should kick him out!”
Dad: “Nah… he is the only one who makes money.”
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I have a friend who has a PhD in interactions of matter and energy at all length and time scales in the physical universe.
The only job he could get was at a soda factory.
In a roundabout way, he did become a fizzicist.
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My PhD was about torque.
I guess that makes me a spin doctor.
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Who is the only Looney Tunes character with a doctorate?
Elmer PhD.
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What do you call a chili with a PhD?
Dr. Pepper.
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Flight attendant: “Do we have a doctor on board?”
Me: “I have a PhD in mathematics.”
Flight attendant: “One passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack.”
Me (nodding): “That makes two.”
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What do you call an owl with a PhD?
Dr. Who.
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I got a PhD in rap and washing clothes.
They call me Dr. LaunDré.
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What is Dr. Pepper’s PhD in?
Fizz-ics.
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