Pepito Jokes

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Pepito Jokes

Pepito is writing a composition and asks his father, “Dad, how do you spell mobile phone?”

Father: “How it sounds.”

Pepito: “And if it is in vibrate mode?”

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Pepito tells his mother from the shower, “Mom, the shampoo is over.”

Mother: “Well, Pepito, use mine then.”

Pepito: “Can’t.”

Mother: “Because?”

Pepito: “Because it says it’s for dry hair, and I already have it wet.”

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Pepito tells his dad, “Dad I got a 10 in school today.”

Pepito’s father asks him delighted, “How wonderful, Pepito! In which area did you get that qualification?”

Pepito responds, “I got 5 in spelling and 5 in history.

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Teacher: “Pepito, what can you tell me about the death of Christopher Columbus?”

Pepito: “That I am awfully sorry, sir!”

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A schoolteacher in Havana asked her class, “If the sea between Cuba and Miami were to dry up, how long would it take to walk across?”

When she got no response, she asked Pepito to give an answer.

After a moment of thought, he said, “Forty days.”

The teacher was naturally surprised.

“Pepito,” she said, “the distance from Havana to Miami is only about ninety miles. Maybe I didn’t make the question clear. Pretend that it’s all smooth and level ground. Now, how long would it take?”

Pepito insisted however on his answer of forty days.

“But why?” asked the teacher.

“Well, because you would constantly have to say ‘Excuse me’, ‘Pardon me please’, ‘Excuse me, sir’, ‘Pardon me, Miss’, ‘Excuse me’...”

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Pepito asks his teacher, “Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”

The teacher tells him, “No, Pepito, of course not.”

Pepito responds, “That’s good because I didn’t do my homework.”

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