Pencil Jokes



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Pencil Jokes


Did you hear about the blue pencil who broke up with his girlfriend?

He decided to draw the line.

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What did the blue crayon say to the red crayon?

β€œHey, pal, want to blue me away?”

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What did the blue crayon say to the yellow crayon?

β€œThis isn’t cray-on you.”

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What did the blue crayon say to the green crayon?

β€œYou’re green-crayon me!”

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What do you call a depressed blue crayon?

Blue-tiful.

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Why did the police officers arrest the blue crayon?

Because it was in the blue.

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A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

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Why should you take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains.

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What happened when the pig pen broke?

They had to use the pig pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp.

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After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath.

She wasn’t content. I’m so upset, I even used color pencils for this.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They’re both pointless.

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Dean to the physics department:

β€œWhy do I always have to give you guys so much money for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff? Why couldn’t you be more like the math departmentβ€”all they need is pencils, paper, and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper.”

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless.

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Where did the vampire teacher throw the Teachers’ Day party?

In Pencilvania.

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Teacher: β€œWhich is the best hand to use when writing something, the left hand or the right hand?”

Pupil: β€œNone of them. It’s better to use a pen or pencil.”

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What do you call a pencil with two erasers?

Pointless.

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