Enjoy our team's carefully selected Pasta Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A couple just had their first son.
The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot of heritage to inherit.
They talk about it and they discover they both wish to have their son named after THEIR heritage.
A terrible argument ensues, causing both of them a lot of anguish.
After a few days, they finally came to a decision that made both of them happy. They decided on the name: Ravi O’Lee.
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
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A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling.
It’s a gnocchia.
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Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
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At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
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What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
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If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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I’m not saying I’m a bad cook.
But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?
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I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire.
What a flaming casserole!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Made gluten-free spaghetti for dinner.
When I asked my boyfriend why he wasn’t eating it, he said, “It’s not real spaghetti. It’s an impasta.”
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A man walks into the doctor’s office.
A penne stuck in one of his ears, a spaghetti in the other ear, and a tortellini stuck in one nostril.
Man: “Doctor, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
Doctor: “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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Today I made a big pot of pasta,
but when I went to dump the pot into the sink, I think I strained something.
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.
I’m feeling canneloni right now.
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A family was having dinner once when the youngest boy asked his father whether worms tasted nice when we eat them. Both the parents reprimanded the little boy and told him that these things shouldn't be discussed over the dinner table.
When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked such a question, he replied, “Papa, I think worms taste okay because there was one in your spaghetti.”
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