Pasta Puns and Hilarious Pasta Jokes
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Made gluten-free spaghetti for dinner.
When I asked my boyfriend why he wasn’t eating it, he said, “It’s not real spaghetti. It’s an impasta.”
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A man walks into the doctor’s office.
A Penne stuck in one of his ears, a Spaghetti in the other ear, and a tortellini stuck in one nostril.
Man: “Doctor, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
Doctor: “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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Today I made a big pot of pasta,
but when I went to dump the pot into the sink, I think I strained something.
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My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.
I’m feeling canneloni right now.
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A family was having dinner once when the youngest boy asked his father whether worms tasted nice when we eat them. Both the parents reprimanded the little boy and told him that these things shouldn't be discussed over the dinner table.
When the father asked the boy after dinner why he had asked such a question, he replied, “Papa, I think worms taste okay because there was one in your spaghetti.”
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