Parrot Jokes



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Parrot Jokes


What do you get when you cross a blue jay with a parrot?

A bird with no identity.

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A magician gets himself a parrot for his act.

After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows, saying things like β€œit’s under his hat”, β€œit’s up his sleeve”, β€œhis assistant has it”.

The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks.

The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end.

The parrot and the magician spend two days floating at sea without saying a word.

Finally the parrot says, β€œAlright, I give up. Where’s the boat?”

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To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot.

β€œI don’t know how you sleep at night.”

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What do you call a parrot when he can’t fly?

A walkie talkie.

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My pet parrotβ€”Nickelβ€”just passed away.

Now I have a Nickel-less cage.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

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My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.

Polly gone.

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An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it.

The owner said, β€œHeck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me, you do not want that parrot!”

She said, β€œI can teach it good manners.”

But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.

She took it out and said, β€œDid you learn your lesson?”

It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds.

She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.

The parrot said β€œBrr... Yes, I learned my lesson, but what did the chicken do?"

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