Enjoy our team's carefully selected Panda Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why is a panda the most dangerous animal in the animal kingdom?
Because the panda eats shoots and leaves.
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How are pandas made?
You punch a polar bear in the eyes.
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What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?
Never had a selfie in color.
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What do you call a male panda?
Amanda.
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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?
To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.
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What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
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What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
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What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
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Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
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What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
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What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
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Did you know that you only need two letters to spell panda?
You just need P and A.
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What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
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