Enjoy our team's carefully selected Oxford Comma Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The Oxford comma is necessary, critical and essential.
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An Oxford comma walks into a bar.
Orders a gin, and tonic.
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I didn’t get accepted to Oxford.
I got all of my commas from the University of Phoenix.
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What three things would you bring if you were stranded on a deserted island?
Irony, the Oxford comma and a missed opportunity.
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The inventor of the Oxford comma has died.
Tributes have been led by J. K. Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.
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I’m all for three things:
Maintaining parallel structure, always using the Oxford comma and hypocrisy.
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I came home to an intervention put on by my ex-lovers, my mom and my dad.
And this is why we need the Oxford comma.
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I’ve got another example of the importance of Oxford commas.
I passed a headstone the other day which read “Here lies Tyler Goetz, a lawyer and a good man”.
I just can’t believe the three of them agreed on such ambiguous syntax.
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.
Both of them have a great time.
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