Enjoy our team's carefully selected Owl Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be there soon!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl this must be driving others crazy!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl by myself.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owls.”
“Owls, who?”
“You’re right; tawny owls do hoot.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who.”
“Who, who?”
“I didn’t know that you are an owl!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting owl.”
“Interrup...?”
“Twit twoo!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cow says.”
“Cow says, who?”
“No, owls say “who”, cows say “moo”!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl I can say is “Knock, knock”!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl you know unless you open the door?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Who.”
“Who, who?”
“Sorry, I don’t speak to owls!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Oink oink.”
“Oink oink, who?”
“Make up your mind… Are you a pig or an owl?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl aboard.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baby owl.”
“Baby owl, who?”
“Baby owl see you later.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be sure to use the bell next time!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl always love you.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be glad to meet you if you let me in.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl good things come to those who wait.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cargo.”
“Cargo, who?”
“Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hoo.”
“Hoo, who?”
“You talk like an owl!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl be seeing you!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owls.”
“Owls, who?”
“Yes, the last time I checked, they do.”
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I got a pet owl named Robin.
Robin Hoo-d.
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I said to my kid, “Someone just told me that you’re acting like an owl.”
My son: “Who?”
Me: “Exactly.”
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What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
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Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
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What happens if an owl doesn’t wash?
It smells fowl.
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Why did the owl ’owl?
Because the woodpecker would peck ’er.
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What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Hoo.”
“Hoo, who?”
“Are you an owl?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owls say.”
“Owls say, who?”
“Yes, they do.”
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Britain’s most common owl?
The teatowel.
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What do you call a blue owl?
A hoo-dini.
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What does an owl need after taking a bath?
A t-owl.
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What do you call an owl with a PhD?
Dr. Who.
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