Owl Jokes



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Owl Jokes


I got a pet owl named Robin.

Robin Hoo-d.

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I said to my kid, β€œSomeone just told me that you’re acting like an owl.”

My son: β€œWho?”

Me: β€œExactly.”

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What do you call an owl with a deep voice?

A growl.

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Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?

They prefer to wing it.

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What happens if an owl doesn’t wash?

It smells fowl.

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Why did the owl ’owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck ’er.

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What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school?

Owl-gebra.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œHoo.”

β€œHoo, who?”

β€œAre you an owl?”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œOwls say.”

β€œOwls say, who?”

β€œYes, they do.”

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Britain’s most common owl?

The teatowel.

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What do you call a blue owl?

A hoo-dini.

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What does an owl need after taking a bath?

A t-owl.

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What do you call an owl with a PhD?

Dr. Who.

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