Enjoy our team's carefully selected Otter Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call an otter with acne?
A spotty otter.
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Why do otters sleep on their backs?
Because it’s otterly blissful.
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What do you say to the otter with a bad tooth?
“You otter see the dentist.”
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What do you call an otter who’s obsessed with trains?
A trainsp-otter.
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Otters have a seafood diet: clams, crabs, mussels, you name it.
Basically, they see food, they eat it.
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My two pets fell into my swimming pool.
One of them couldn’t swim at all, but the otter could.
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What do you call an otter with a brand-new pair of glasses?
A see otter.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To show the possums that the impossible could be done.
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What do you call an otter who has yams in both of his ears?
It doesn’t matter, he can’t hear you.
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What is an otter’s favourite fast car?
A Furrari Testerotter. It really is a dream otter-mobile.
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Two otters are going on a journey in a van. Who is driving?
Animal control.
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