Enjoy our team's carefully selected One Leg Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a man with one leg?
Anything you want. He can’t run fast enough to catch you.
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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?
Lucky.
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My grandpa returned from the war with one leg.
We still don’t know to whom that leg belonged.
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What does a one-legged man call karate?
Partial Arts.
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The policeman told me he was chasing a man with one leg.
I told him to use both, he would get him faster.
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Why do one-legged people like beer?
Because it’s made with hops.
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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tai Wan Shu.
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My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
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My girlfriend has a great job down at the brewery despite having only one leg.
She’s in charge of the hops.
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I saw a one-legged man with no arms at the ATM today. He asked me to help him check his balance.
So I pushed the guy over.
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