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The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.

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When I got to work Monday, I was limping something awful. My boss noticed and asked me what had happened.

I told him, โ€œOh, nothing. Itโ€™s just an old football injury that acts up once in a while.โ€

My boss eyed me suspiciously and said, โ€œGee, I never knew you played football.โ€

I said, โ€œWell, I donโ€™t. I hurt it yesterday when I lost $100 on New York Jets. I put my foot through the television...โ€

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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He asked the guy, โ€œHow much money do you make a week?โ€

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, โ€œI make a little over $400 dollars a week, why?โ€

The CEO said, โ€œWait right here.โ€

He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, โ€œHereโ€™s four weeksโ€™ pay. Now GET OUT and donโ€™t come back.โ€

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, โ€œDoes anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?โ€

From across the room a voice said, โ€œSure, he was the Pizza delivery guy from Dominoโ€™s and was just waiting to collect the money.โ€

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What do your boss and a slinky have in common?

Theyโ€™re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

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Our computers went down at work today, so I had to play Solitaire with a real deck of cards.

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To whoever stole my Microsoft Office:

Iโ€™m coming after you. You have my Word!

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A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young lady.

Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce.

โ€œOn what grounds?โ€ asked the lawyer.

โ€œI donโ€™t think he is faithful to me,โ€ she replied.

โ€œAnd what makes you think he isnโ€™t faithful?โ€ asked the lawyer.

โ€œWell,โ€ replied the young lady, โ€œI donโ€™t think he is the father of my child.โ€

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My interviewer leaned back in his chair and said, โ€œForget everything you learned in college. You wonโ€™t need it working here.โ€

โ€œBut I never went to college,โ€ I replied.

โ€œWell then, Iโ€™m sorry. You are underqualified to work here,โ€ he said, as he showed me the door.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde worked as office assistants for Mrs. Jessell.

They realized that Mrs. Jessell was leaving work early every day, so one day they decided that when she left early, theyโ€™d sneak out a few minutes later.

Minutes after Mrs. Jessell left, they all did the same.

The brunette took a nap.

The redhead got ready for a date.

The blonde went over to her boyfriends house. When she walked in, she saw Mrs. Jessell and her boyfriend smooching on the couch. She backed out the door without them noticing her, feeling very shaky.

The next afternoon, after Mrs. Jessell left work early, the brunette and redhead said they were going to go home as well. But the still shaky blond decided to stay behind.

โ€œWhy?โ€ they asked her.

โ€œBecause,โ€ she replied, โ€œyesterday I almost got caught!โ€

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This guy was sitting in his attorneyโ€™s office.

His lawyer says, โ€œDo you want the bad news first or the terrible news?โ€

โ€œGive me the bad news first,โ€ he says.

โ€œYour wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,โ€ his lawyer informs him.

โ€œThatโ€™s the bad news?โ€ asks the man incredulously. โ€œI canโ€™t wait to hear the terrible news.โ€

โ€œThe terrible news is that itโ€™s of you and your secretary.โ€

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Brunette Mary and blonde Liz were talking in the office one day.

Mary: โ€œWow, that is some cold you have, Liz.โ€

Liz: โ€œTell me about it. I just cannot get rid of it.โ€

Mary: โ€œTry some Cold-Doc 3. I have a bottle in my desk. Just take 3 tablespoons before you go to bed and youโ€™ll be fine. Here ya go.โ€

Liz: โ€œThanks, Iโ€™ll give it a try.โ€

Next Day Liz was standing by her desk jumping up and down, waving her arms in the air and kicking her legs out.

Mary: โ€œLiz, It is nice to see you are feeling better. Is that a new dance?โ€

Liz: โ€œOh No, I still donโ€™t feel that great. I took the medicine you gave me and just realized it said to shake well before using.โ€

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I got a job at a paperless office.

Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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