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Why didn’t the octopus fight the shark?
Because he was spineless.
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So all the animals gathered and having a party. Everybody is drinking and talking and having a good time.
Suddenly, a chameleon get to the middle of the room, “Check this out,” and start changing color of his skin for a minute straight.
Once he done he say, “Lets see any of you do the same.”
Suddenly, octopus appear from the crowd and says, “Hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer, hold my beer.”
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Why does an octopus make a great drill sergeant?
Because it’s arm-y.
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What has four legs but can’t walk?
Half an octopus.
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Why is it so easy to fool an octopus?
They’re all suckers.
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Why’d the giant octopus eat two ships filled with potatoes?
Because you can’t eat just one potato ship.
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How do you know when an octopus has diarrhea?
It leaves squid-marks.
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Why didn’t the shark want to fight the octopus?
Because he knew the octopus was well armed.
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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will “punch” a fish for no reason other than spite.
That’s called Toxic Molluskulinity.
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