Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ocean Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?
It was an emergent sea.
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Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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The ocean was feeling blue.
So I told her to sea the brighter side.
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What did the sky say to the ocean?
Nothing, they just had a blue period together.
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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?
Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.
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What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
I don’t know, lettuce sea.
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What do you call a sea of hot dogs?
Frank Ocean.
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Guess what type of fish frequents the best reefs in the ocean?
The so-fish-ticated type.
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I was dreaming of an orange ocean tonight. Guess what?
It was a Fanta sea.
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning in the ocean?
He was just too far out, man.
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