Enjoy our team's carefully selected November Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s a terrorist’s favorite day in November?
Bomb fire night.
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What do you call an older woman who was born around late November and early December?
Saggytarius.
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Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.
“Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den”
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I really don’t understand why people tell 9/11 jokes.
What happened on the ninth of November?
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John F. Kennedy was feeling down one November afternoon.
He decided to go on a ride to clear his head.
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What do you call the 1st of November?
Octover.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero. Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect?
“What were you doing the night between November and May?”
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My husband and I purchased an old home in Northern New York State from two elderly sisters.
Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house’s lack of insulation.
“If they could live here all those years, so can we!” my husband confidently declared.
One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost.
My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm.
After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.
“For the past 30 years,” he muttered, “they’ve gone to Florida for the winter.”
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A wife said her husband that they should spice up their love life.
“What do you mean?” he asked.
She said, “Let’s do a bit of role-playing. I’ll be the doctor and you be the patient.”
“Alright...” the husband went with it, “How are you, doctor?”
“We have no appointments till November. Goodbye.”
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