North Korea Jokes

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North Korea Jokes

What’s the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

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Kim Jong Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelled β€˜nuclear’ wrong.

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What’s the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter.

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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruits in the snow.

As they don’t have the right to freeze peach.

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Why does the North Korean navy have glass-bottom boats?

So they can see their air force.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army, β€œKim Jong Un is an idiot!”

And gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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Kim Jong Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student, β€œWho is your father?”

The student replies, β€œThe Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father.”

Kim Jong beams. β€œExcellent. Now tell me who is your mother?”

The student doesn’t hesitate, β€œThe Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother.”

Kim Jong applauds, β€œWhat a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you’re older?”

The student replies, β€œAn orphan.”

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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

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