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Non-Vegetarian Jokes


What do you call a dumb carnivore?

A meathead.

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My brother is a lacto-ovo-pesco-pollo-carne-vegetarian.

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What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?

β€œI love animals. They taste great.”

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Vegan: β€œHey, try eating this apple.”

Meat-eater: β€œHey, this tastes pretty good.”

Vegan: β€œWell, that’s because it’s vegan.”

Meat-eater: β€œI thought it tasted it a bit funny.”

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How many non-vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to stay in the dark.

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Vegan: β€œPeople who sell meat are gross!”

Non-vegetarian: β€œPeople who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”

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My non-vegetarian friend told me to eat chicken, it’s very healthy.

I said no, it WAS healthy, but you ate it.

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Why do vegans lose their eyesight earlier than meat-eaters?

From reading all those tiny ingredient labels.

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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.

She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, β€œYou know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”

As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, β€œIt’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”

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I love vegan food!

It makes an excellent side dish to any meat.

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