Enjoy our team's carefully selected New Year Resolution Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My New Year’s resolution was to spend less time on Pinterest.
But well, it’s not working out as I pinned-ted.
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I’m proud to announce I have stuck to my New Year’s resolution and did not bite my nails the entire month of January.
My feet have never looked better.
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I asked a programmer what his New Year’s resolution will be.
He answered, “640 x 480.”
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Ever since 2017, my New Year’s resolution has been to work on my novel.
Many years going and I’ve almost finished reading it!
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My New Year’s resolution was to eat 1200 calories a day. I’ve been doing so great!
I’ve surpassed my goal every day so far!
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This year, my New Year’s resolution is to finally go to the gym.
And cancel that membership I’ve been wasting money on every month since last year.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“How’s the New Year’s resolution coming?” the bartender asks.
“Great, I went to the gym today and I already lost 10 pounds,” the guy replies. “Seriously, I have no idea where I misplaced those weights.”
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A friendly reminder that gyms get really busy around the new year as people make their resolutions.
So it’s best to wait for it to die down, usually around January 2nd.
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