Nerd Jokes

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Nerd Jokes

Two computer nerds start arguing about if they have to pronounce it gif or jif.

The argument gets extremely heated and it goes on for hours.

In the end they just decide to have the sandwich with just the jelly.

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Do you come from a family of math nerds?

If you do, then you have square roots!

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Just because someone found out how to connect a keyboard and a portable radio together doesn’t make them a nerd

That would be stereotyping.

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What do you call a restaurant that predominantly uses garlic as an ingredient that caters to literary nerds?

Allicin Wonderland.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a boring nerd...

I’d have a mean daily income of $5.64 with a standard deviation of $1.25

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Once there was a bartender who claimed he was the strongest man on earth, he could squeeze every drop of juice out of a lemon and he bet $10,000 that no one could squeeze anymore out of a lemon he has squeezed.

People came in from all over the country: bodybuilders, weightlifters, wrestlers, or anyone who wanted to try. But no one could squeeze anymore juice out of the lemons.

Then one day a little nerdy looking guy walks in and everyone laughs at him when they hear he is there to try to squeeze a lemon.

So the bartender squeezes a lemon into a cup and hands him what is left over.

Then the guy squeezes out 6 more drops of juice, and everyone is amazed!

β€œWhat do you do for a living?” they would ask, β€œAre you a weight lifter, a bodybuilder?”

β€œNo,” he replied, β€œI work for the IRS.”

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Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses?

It helps with division.

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How is a comic nerd the same as an old man?

They both have back issues.

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