Enjoy our team's carefully selected Narcissist Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality.
I don’t know what that means, but must be pretty good if I’ve got it.
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I think my grocery store is trying to turn me into a narcissist...
Every time I go there they make me check myself out.
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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?
Architect. Because they’ll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.
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Therapy patients are narcissists.
All they do is talk about their own problems.
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How do you spot a narcissist in a grocery store?
He’ll be doing the self-checkout.
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My therapist says I’m narcissistic.
How can someone who’s perfect be narcissistic?
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I’m a paranoid narcissist.
I’m afraid no one’s out to get me!
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I used to be a narcissist.
But now look at me.
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My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.
I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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