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Narcissism Jokes


My doctor says I have narcissistic personality disorder.

But that’s impossible, as the smartest man alive I think I would have noticed.

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I took a class on Narcissism.

I’m pretty sure I blew everyone away.

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Only you can prevent narcissism.

And if anyone tells you otherwise, they’re just jealous!

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My professor asked me to define narcissism.

I said, β€œIt’s the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am.”

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My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality.

I don’t know what that means, but must be pretty good if I’ve got it.

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I think my grocery store is trying to turn me into a narcissist...

Every time I go there they make me check myself out.

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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?

Architect. Because they’ll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

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Therapy patients are narcissists.

All they do is talk about their own problems.

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How do you spot a narcissist in a grocery store?

He’ll be doing the self-checkout.

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My therapist says I’m narcissistic.

How can someone who’s perfect be narcissistic?

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I’m a paranoid narcissist.

I’m afraid no one’s out to get me!

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I used to be a narcissist.

But now look at me.

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My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

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