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Name Puns


What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?

Shrekspeare.

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You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe, who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?

β€œPoetry!”

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I got a pet owl named Robin.

Robin Hoo-d.

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My husband is as handsome as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein.

His name is Frankenstein.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?

Phil Ming.

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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro.

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Which actor is now being quarantined for swine flu?

Kevin Bacon.

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If you ever name your kid Autumn...

Whenever they go out of the room, start singing β€œThe Autumn Leaves...”.

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A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.

I didn’t fall for it!

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What do you call a dog, with one eye and one leg?

Lucky.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.

They name her Sushi.

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To what would you change the name of a kid named Hunter if he becomes a vegetarian?

Gatherer.

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Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother?

His name was Brocco Lee.

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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later, leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

The horse’s name is Friday!

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What’s a mountain goat’s favorite name?

Cliff.

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What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?

Bony Sanders.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank.

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Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves... They always come in packs.

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What would Wonder Woman and Spider-Man name their business?

Amazon Web Services.

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Why does Spider-Man get so frustrated with the World Wide Web?

Because Google thinks his name is Spiderman, not Spider-Man!

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What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?

Doctor Normal.

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What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?

The moon.

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Guess what the name of my new computer processor is?

Chip.

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If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would’ve named her biggest dragon?

Moron.

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Zoom meetings is a stupid name, and it’s branded.

We should call it a bit more casual like β€œcoworker video chat” or something shorter, like β€œco-vid”.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus.

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I think Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system.

It has a nice ring to it.

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What is another fancy name for a sun fart?

A solar flare.

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My racehorse’s name is Mayo. Sometimes, Mayo neighs.

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What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th?

By their names.

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Why did the owner name his racehorse β€œBad News”?

Because bad news travels fast.

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What do you call a man who falls overboard and can’t swim?

Bob.

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What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living?

Frank.

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What do you call a man who has cat scratches all over his face?

Claude.

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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living?

Phil.

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What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?

Eve.

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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?

Lou.

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What do you call a man who is unable to stand up?

Neal.

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What do you call a man who keeps vomiting?

Chuck.

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What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?

Rob.

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