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I wanted to make nachos, but my dad took the cheese.
He claimed it wasn’t mine.
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TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief.
His friends often remarked, “Hey, that’s not yo cheese.”
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A young French boy comes home with a wheel of cheese that he found.
His mother says, “Merci! Where did you find this Brillat-Savarin?”
The boy says, “No mommy, it’s nacho cheese.”
His mother says, “Are you sure? It says Brillat-Savarin on the label.”
“I know,” says the boy, “but when I found it, I heard a voice yell at me and say, ‘Hey, that’s nacho cheese!’”
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese, I asked her where my cheese was.
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What did the nachos say to the cheese?
We were meant to bean.
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“Why don’t you want to taco about it?”
“Because I’m nacho friend anymore.”
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, “Do you guys have any nacho cheese?”
The party goers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”
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The shady workers behind the Mexican restaurant...
That’s nacho business.
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What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.
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Wife said, “Looks like it’s going to be chilly again tonight.”
I said, “No, that’s nachos.”
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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?
A messycan.
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Brought nachos to salsa class.
Huge misunderstanding.
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What do you call tortilla chips with guns?
Loaded Nachos.
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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?
A cheesy pickup line.
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A guy walks into the doctor’s office.
A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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