Nacho Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Nacho Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
“Why don’t you want to taco about it?”
“Because I’m nacho friend anymore.”
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, “Do you guys have any nacho cheese?”
The party goers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”
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The shady workers behind the Mexican restaurant...
That’s nacho business.
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What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.
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Wife said, “Looks like it’s going to be chilly again tonight.”
I said, “No, that’s nachos.”
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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?
A messycan.
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Brought nachos to salsa class.
Huge misunderstanding.
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What do you call tortilla chips with guns?
Loaded Nachos.
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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?
A cheesy pickup line.
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A guy walks into the doctor’s office.
A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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