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βWhy donβt you want to taco about it?β
βBecause Iβm nacho friend anymore.β
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What do you call cheese thatβs not yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, βDo you guys have any nacho cheese?β
The party goers respond, βNo dip, Sherlock.β
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The shady workers behind the Mexican restaurant...
Thatβs nacho business.
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What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.
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Wife said, βLooks like itβs going to be chilly again tonight.β
I said, βNo, thatβs nachos.β
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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?
A messycan.
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Brought nachos to salsa class.
Huge misunderstanding.
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What do you call tortilla chips with guns?
Loaded Nachos.
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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?
A cheesy pickup line.
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A guy walks into the doctorβs office.
A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.
The man says, βDoc, this is terrible. Whatβs wrong with me?β
The doctor says, βWell, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.β
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Yeah, I like NFTs...
Nachos,
Fajitas &
Tacos.
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