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Nacho Jokes


I wanted to make nachos, but my dad took the cheese.

He claimed it wasn’t mine.

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TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief.

His friends often remarked, β€œHey, that’s not yo cheese.”

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A young French boy comes home with a wheel of cheese that he found.

His mother says, β€œMerci! Where did you find this Brillat-Savarin?”

The boy says, β€œNo mommy, it’s nacho cheese.”

His mother says, β€œAre you sure? It says Brillat-Savarin on the label.”

β€œI know,” says the boy, β€œbut when I found it, I heard a voice yell at me and say, β€˜Hey, that’s nacho cheese!’”

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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?

He wanted Dori-toes.

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When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese, I asked her where my cheese was.

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What did the nachos say to the cheese?

We were meant to bean.

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β€œWhy don’t you want to taco about it?”

β€œBecause I’m nacho friend anymore.”

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, β€œDo you guys have any nacho cheese?”

The party goers respond, β€œNo dip, Sherlock.”

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The shady workers behind the Mexican restaurant...

That’s nacho business.

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What flavor are stolen Doritos?

Nacho cheese.

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Wife said, β€œLooks like it’s going to be chilly again tonight.”

I said, β€œNo, that’s nachos.”

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What do you call a Hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan.

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Brought nachos to salsa class.

Huge misunderstanding.

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What do you call tortilla chips with guns?

Loaded Nachos.

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What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos?

A cheesy pickup line.

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A guy walks into the doctor’s office.

A hot dog in one of his ears, a pretzel in the other ear, and a nacho chip in one nostril.

The man says, β€œDoc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, β€œWell, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”

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Yeah, I like NFTs...

Nachos,

Fajitas &

Tacos.

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