Nacho Cheese Jokes



Enjoy our team's carefully selected Nacho Cheese Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!



Nacho Cheese Jokes


I wanted to make nachos, but my dad took the cheese.

He claimed it wasn’t mine.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief.

His friends often remarked, β€œHey, that’s not yo cheese.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


A young French boy comes home with a wheel of cheese that he found.

His mother says, β€œMerci! Where did you find this Brillat-Savarin?”

The boy says, β€œNo mommy, it’s nacho cheese.”

His mother says, β€œAre you sure? It says Brillat-Savarin on the label.”

β€œI know,” says the boy, β€œbut when I found it, I heard a voice yell at me and say, β€˜Hey, that’s nacho cheese!’”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?

He wanted Dori-toes.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese, I asked her where my cheese was.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What did the nachos say to the cheese?

We were meant to bean.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, β€œDo you guys have any nacho cheese?”

The party goers respond, β€œNo dip, Sherlock.”

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


What flavor are stolen Doritos?

Nacho cheese.

πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„


















© 2022-2024 jokes.best