Muslim Jokes

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Muslim Jokes

Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?

They fast during Ramadan.

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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?

They stay in Quran-tine.

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What do you call a Muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator.

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Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims?

Halal Cool J.

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A Muslim man told his wife that she needed to start embracing her mistakes.

So she gave him a hug.

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Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning when they came across a mosque.

They hadn’t had food or water for days and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.

β€œOk, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You’ll be Hassan, and I’ll be Muhammed,” said Roger.

β€œNo way, man. I’m not going to say that, even if they won’t give us anything to drink,” replied Joe.

They go up and knock on the door.

A Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, β€œYes, how may I help you?”

β€œHello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink,” asked Roger.

β€œWhy, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”

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My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.

I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.

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Marvel Comics has announced a new female Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, because she’s not allowed to drive.

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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.

They name her Sushi.

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