Enjoy our team's carefully selected Muslim Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?
They fast during Ramadan.
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
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What do you call a Muslim crocodile?
An Allahgator.
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Which rapper is the most acceptable to Muslims?
Halal Cool J.
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A Muslim man told his wife that she needed to start embracing her mistakes.
So she gave him a hug.
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Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning when they came across a mosque.
They hadn’t had food or water for days and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.
“Ok, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You’ll be Hassan, and I’ll be Muhammed,” said Roger.
“No way, man. I’m not going to say that, even if they won’t give us anything to drink,” replied Joe.
They go up and knock on the door.
A Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, “Yes, how may I help you?”
“Hello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink,” asked Roger.
“Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”
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My overweight boss asked me to roast him at his retirement party.
I told him that as a lifelong Muslim, I was forbidden from consuming pork.
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Marvel Comics has announced a new female Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, because she’s not allowed to drive.
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A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together.
They name her Sushi.
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