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Why did the DJ get disqualified from the 400m sprint?

He kept changing tracks.

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I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed, but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod (with ear piece).

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Stephen Sondheim, John Madden, and Betty White walk up to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, β€œWe’re pretty full, so we’re making people pass additional tests.

I know this is going to sound weird, but God has been hanging out with Chuck Yeager this week, and he’s only letting in people who have a connection to Jets.”

All three sets of eyes light up.

Sondheim steps up and says, β€œI wrote the definitive American musical, and it was all about a gang called the Jets.”

St. Peter waves him through.

John Madden says, β€œI coached in a classic NFL game, where my Raiders beat the Jets on a last second touchdown.”

Also gets waived through.

St. Peter says, β€œOK, Betty, what about you?”

She smiles and says, β€œIf he’s really omniscient, he knows what I do in hot tubs...”

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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, β€œDo you mind if I put some music on?”

I said, β€œNot at all.”

He said, β€œβ€˜Kiss?’”

I said, β€œLet’s listen to the music first and see how we feel”

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My neighbors listen to great music.

Whether they like it or not.

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What’s the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.

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I play all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

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β€œSomebody just gave me a shower radio.”

β€œDo you really want music in the shower?”

β€œI guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

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Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?

To reach the high notes.

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Why is a piano so hard to open?

Because the keys are on the inside.

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β€œDoctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”

β€œYes, of course.”

β€œGreat! I never could before!”

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