Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mummy Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A mummy calls a restaurant.
“Hello, I’d like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.”
“Could you spell it out, please?” said the voice from the restaurant.
“Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal’s head, and a scarab.”
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Why should you marry an Egyptian woman?
They make great mummies.
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What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
Toot-in-common.
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Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
Of corpse!
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Why are mothers the best at Pictionary?
Because mummies know hieroglyphics.
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Where did the mummy drink his espresso?
In his Sar-coffee-gus.
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What is totally untrue about mummies?
That they are all evil. They get a bad wrap.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Mummies.
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Why don’t mummies ever take a summer vacation?
They’re afraid to unwind.
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Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in Egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it’s Pharaoh Roche.
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Why don’t mummies have friends?
Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
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