Enjoy our team's carefully selected Motorbike Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.
Suddenly the one on the driver seat gets off again, runs back and rips out its gravestone.
The other asks, “What the hell do you need THAT for?”
And it answers, “Are you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”
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What is Bob Marley called on a motorbike?
Bob Harley.
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Why won’t my motorbike run?
Because it’s two tired.
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What motorbikes do ghosts prefer?
A boocati.
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What do you get when you mix a motorbike with a joke?
A Yamahaha.
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A biker is riding a new motorbike on the highway.
While passing a car, he knocks on the window.
The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”
“Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”
“No, I haven’t.”
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window.
The driver of the car opens the window, “Yes?”
“Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”
“No, I haven’t.”
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch.
A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker.
Covered in blood, the biker asks, “Ever driven a Honda motorbike?”
“Yes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years.”
The biker says, “Tell me, where are the brakes?”
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The biker’s idea was revolutionary.
It was a real handlebar moment.
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I had to put my motorbike in the shop.
It needed a wheelignment.
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What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson.
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