Motorbike Jokes



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Motorbike Jokes


Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.

Suddenly the one on the driver seat gets off again, runs back and rips out its gravestone.

The other asks, β€œWhat the hell do you need THAT for?”

And it answers,Β β€œAre you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”

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What is Bob Marley called on a motorbike?

Bob Harley.

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Why won’t my motorbike run?

Because it’s two tired.

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What motorbikes do ghosts prefer?

A boocati.

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What do you get when you mix a motorbike with a joke?

A Yamahaha.

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A biker is riding a new motorbike on the highway.

While passing a car, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window, β€œYes?”

β€œEver driven a Honda motorbike?”

β€œNo, I haven’t.”

The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window.

The driver of the car opens the window, β€œYes?”

β€œEver driven a Honda motorbike?”

β€œNo, I haven’t.”

Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch.

A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker.

Covered in blood, the biker asks, β€œEver driven a Honda motorbike?”

β€œYes, I have. I had a Honda for 20 years.”

The biker says, β€œTell me, where are the brakes?”

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The biker’s idea was revolutionary.

It was a real handlebar moment.

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I had to put my motorbike in the shop.

It needed a wheelignment.

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What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?

A Holly Davidson.

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