Enjoy our team's carefully selected Motivational Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Always remember youβre unique, just like everyone else.
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To make mistakes is human.
To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.
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I know I know, smokingβs bad for me and all.
But my mama told me never to be a quitter.
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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
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When everythingβs coming your way...
Youβre in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
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With great power comes a great electricity bill.
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Donβt be irreplaceableβif you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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The deeper the pit youβre falling into...
The more chance you have to learn how to fly.
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Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
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Whatever you do, always give 100 %.
Unless you are donating blood.
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