Motivation Jokes

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Motivation Jokes

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He said: โ€œThe best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasnโ€™t my wife!โ€

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added: โ€œAnd that woman was my mother!โ€

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home during a small party.

He was a bit foggy after having a drink or two.

He said loudly, โ€œThe greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!โ€

The wife went red with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, with the guests not saying a word, the manager finally blurted out, โ€œAnd I canโ€™t remember who she was!โ€

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It just seems that lately nobody really notices all the work I do. It seems like no matter how much effort I put into my works, no matter how much I invest in improving my skills via education, books, conferences, no matter how much I try to โ€˜get in the spotlightโ€™ and display my art, people seem to just pass it by and go on like they havenโ€™t even noticed it, not even giving it a glance or a moments thought.

Iโ€™m in a rut right now. Its hard to stay motivated and creative when all the hard work goes unnoticed, despite the pay being good.

For those wondering, I design camouflage.

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After 10 years of marriage I still keep a photo of my wife in my wallet that I can look at for motivation when times get hard.

I think, โ€œIf I can survive 10 years of marriage to this I can survive anything.โ€

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Whatโ€™s my blood doctorโ€™s favorite motivational quote?

Be Positive.

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What did Microsoft employees say to Bill Gates after his motivational speech?


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It is said regarding motivation that โ€œthe first step is always the hardestโ€.

As someone with plantar fasciitis, I could not agree more.

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How many motivational speakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, because the change starts with you.

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