Enjoy our team's carefully selected Moth Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is a moth’s favorite type of glasses?
Lampshades.
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Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard.
You’re in charge of the ship, but up ahead you see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't but...
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“Waiter, there’s a moth in my cider!”
“I’m so sorry sir! Let me get you a darker cider.”
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Why do moths like the light?
Because if they liked the dark they’d be goths.
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I felt so guilty after I stepped on a moth this morning.
You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
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What do you call a moth that won’t leave you alone?
Moth-erly.
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Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
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What is a myth?
A female moth.
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Why did the moth go to the psychiatrist’s office?
The porch light was on.
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What is the world’s largest moth?
A Mam-moth.
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What is going through a moth’s mind when it flies into a car windshield?
Its abdomen.
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Why do moths fly to lights?
It beats walking.
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