Mosquito Jokes



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Mosquito Jokes


What would you call a walking mosquito?

An itch-hiker.

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Mosquito bites nowadays can cause concussion.

Yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel.

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What would Mario say if he was a mosquito?

It’s me, Malario!

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It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home.

When the mosquito came back home later that day, his father asked, β€œHow was your journey?”

The baby mosquito replied, β€œIt went great, everyone was clapping for me!”

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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said β€œa mosquito”.

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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them, β€œIf you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.”

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A man was fishing in the jungle.

After a while another angler came to join him.

β€œHave you had any bites?” asked the second man.

β€œYes, lots,” replied the first one, β€œbut they were all mosquitoes.”

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Chuck Norris doesn’t use OFF!

Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.

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Once a boy was killing mosquitoes.

The girl asked him, β€œHow many mosquitoes have you killed?”

He replied, β€œ3 female and 2 male.”

She asked, β€œHow did you know that they were male or female?”

He replied, β€œ3 were sitting in front of the mirror and the 2 were sitting on the treadmill.”

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