Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mosquito Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call an Italian mosquito?
Malario.
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What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.
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Mosquito bites nowadays can cause concussion.
Yesterday, one of them bit my friend in his head, but fortunately I was able to kill it with a shovel.
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What would Mario say if he was a mosquito?
It’s me, Malario!
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It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home.
When the mosquito came back home later that day, his father asked, “How was your journey?”
The baby mosquito replied, “It went great, everyone was clapping for me!”
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said “a mosquito”.
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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them, “If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.”
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A man was fishing in the jungle.
After a while another angler came to join him.
“Have you had any bites?” asked the second man.
“Yes, lots,” replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes.”
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Chuck Norris doesn’t use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Once a boy was killing mosquitoes.
The girl asked him, “How many mosquitoes have you killed?”
He replied, “3 female and 2 male.”
She asked, “How did you know that they were male or female?”
He replied, “3 were sitting in front of the mirror and the 2 were sitting on the treadmill.”
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