Enjoy our team's carefully selected Moon Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters.
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon? Make them stub their toe.
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Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?
He has a dark side.
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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
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Which is older, the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night.
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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Why is the moon constantly moody?
Sheβs just going through a phase.
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What insect comes from the moon?
A Luna Tick!
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What is the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moon-day!
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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