Moon Puns

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Moon Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

How much is the moon worth?

One dollar, because it has four quarters.

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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon? Make them stub their toe.

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Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?

He has a dark side.

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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?

He never wanted to go out with her at night.

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Which is older, the moon or the sun?

The moon, because it can stay out all night.

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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

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Why is the moon constantly moody?

She’s just going through a phase.

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What insect comes from the moon?

A Luna Tick!

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What is the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moon-day!

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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

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