Enjoy our team's carefully selected Moon Jokes . Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
π π π
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters.
π π π
What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk.
π π π
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon? Make them stub their toe.
π π π
Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?
He has a dark side.
π π π
Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
π π π
Which is older, the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night.
π π π
After the Americans went to the Moon, Murphy and Declan announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun.
Murphy objected, βIf you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!β
βWhat do you think we are, stupid?β Declan replied, βWeβll send our
man at night!β
π π π
Why havenβt they sent a woman to the moon?
Because it doesnβt need cleaning!
π π π
We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons. If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
π π π
Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently.
When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said:
βNo. Thatβs why we want to go to the moon.β
π π π
One Sunny afternoon, two blondes walk down the street.
One of them suddenly points at the sun and says: βLook! Thatβs the moon over there!β
The other one says: βNo, thatβs the sun!β
The first one: βNo, itβs the moon!β
The other one, again: βNo, itβs the sun!β
After arguing for a while, the βsmartβ one says: βLetβs go to that house over there and ask, whatβs right!β
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Another blonde opens the door.
The βsmartβ one asks: βExcuse us, can you tell us, whether itβs the sun or the moon in the sky?β
The blonde looks and says: βI wouldnβt know! Iβve only been living here for two weeks!β
π π π
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life.
She asks him: βLittle Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?β
He: βLike the moon.β
The teacher: βThatβs such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peacefulβ.
Little johnny: βNo, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.β
π π π
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
π π π
What insect comes from the moon?
A Luna Tick!
π π π
What is the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moon-day!
π π π
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
π π π