Enjoy our team's carefully selected Moon Jokes . Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters.
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What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk.
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon? Make them stub their toe.
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Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?
He has a dark side.
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Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
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Which is older, the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night.
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After the Americans went to the Moon, Murphy and Declan announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun.
Murphy objected, “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!”
“What do you think we are, stupid?” Declan replied, “We’ll send our
man at night!”
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Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon?
Because it doesn’t need cleaning!
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We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons. If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
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Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently.
When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said:
“No. That’s why we want to go to the moon.”
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One Sunny afternoon, two blondes walk down the street.
One of them suddenly points at the sun and says: “Look! That’s the moon over there!”
The other one says: “No, that’s the sun!”
The first one: “No, it’s the moon!”
The other one, again: “No, it’s the sun!”
After arguing for a while, the “smart” one says: “Let’s go to that house over there and ask, what’s right!”
They go to the house and ring the doorbell. Another blonde opens the door.
The “smart” one asks: “Excuse us, can you tell us, whether it’s the sun or the moon in the sky?”
The blonde looks and says: “I wouldn’t know! I’ve only been living here for two weeks!”
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life.
She asks him: “Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?”
He: “Like the moon.”
The teacher: “That’s such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful”.
Little johnny: “No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning.”
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
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What insect comes from the moon?
A Luna Tick!
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What is the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moon-day!
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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