Minion Jokes



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Minion Jokes


What sickness did the minion get while travelling?

Yellow fever.

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What’s one word you should never call a minion?

Normal.

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What does a minion mum call her offspring?

Mini-one.

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Why did the minion cross the road?

To get to his banana.

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What do you call a small, yellow onion?

A Min-ion.

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What’s yellow and always points north?

A magnetic minion.

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I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work on a Minion Day.

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Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?

Because he asked for a pair of slippers.

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What is a cactus’s favorite Minions movie?

Des-prick-able Me.

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What do you call someone who has a lot of minions?

A minion-aire.

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Why couldn’t the minion yell high?

Because he could only yell low.

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What do minions call their grandmothers?

Ba-nanas.

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