Enjoy our team's carefully selected Minion Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What sickness did the minion get while travelling?
Yellow fever.
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What’s one word you should never call a minion?
Normal.
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What does a minion mum call her offspring?
Mini-one.
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Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana.
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What do you call a small, yellow onion?
A Min-ion.
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What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic minion.
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I’ve done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work on a Minion Day.
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Why did the Minion give Gru two banana skins for his birthday?
Because he asked for a pair of slippers.
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What is a cactus’s favorite Minions movie?
Des-prick-able Me.
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What do you call someone who has a lot of minions?
A minion-aire.
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Why couldn’t the minion yell high?
Because he could only yell low.
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What do minions call their grandmothers?
Ba-nanas.
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