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What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?
They grow cubic hair.
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Whatβs the square root of Minecraft?
Thereβs three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
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I just love the new Minecraft update.
Itβs ground-breaking.
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How can you tell Minecraft characters watch too much TV?
They all have square eyes.
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What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?
Data.
So he can mine it.
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Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?
Because they love to hang out on corners.
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I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account.
So they blocked me.
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Chuck Norris didnβt survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... with a stick.
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How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock.
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