Minecraft Jokes

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Minecraft Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

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What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?

They grow cubic hair.

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What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There’s three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

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I just love the new Minecraft update.

It’s ground-breaking.

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How can you tell Minecraft characters watch too much TV?

They all have square eyes.

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What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created Minecraft?

Data.

So he can mine it.

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Why is Minecraft so popular with kids?

Because they love to hang out on corners.

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I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account.

So they blocked me.

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Chuck Norris didn’t survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... with a stick.

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How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

Sunblock.

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