Enjoy our team's carefully selected Millennial Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
There are 3 types of rings common to the Millennial marriage:
the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.
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How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Enough to protest until the government does it for them.
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Millennial superstitions:
If your phone drops in the toilet bowl, you will have seven years of frustrating eyebrows.
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Next time someone complains about Millennials, remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
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Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who’s new bed was stolen by the cat.
We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
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I always wondered why my Millennial friend always writes in lower case letters.
Apparently he is anti-capitalism.
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Study finds that the most popular fetish among Millennial is:
Role playing as a couple that owns a house.
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Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”
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My Millennial son called me for the first time in a year and a half.
I changed the Netflix password.
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My grandpa told me, “You Millennials are too dependent on technology.”
So I plugged out his life support.
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To all the Millennials who feel stressed out sometimes, try not to worry.
Just think about the future, where things will be much worse.
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Millennial milestone:
I finally moved out of my parents and moved in with my girlfriend. Her parents were supportive, too. They even let us bring food upstairs.
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Boomers: When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.
Generation X: When life hands you lemons, create a business to market lemon juice as a healthy, low carb, low sugar variation to lemonade. Make millions.
Millennials: Lol, as if anyone would just “hand me” some lemons.
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