Michael Jackson Jokes



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Michael Jackson Jokes


What do Darth Vader and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both escaped the dark side.

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What do you find out after reading a biography of Michael Jackson?

That he had a colored past.

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Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalog.

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What do Michael Jackson and USA have in common?

They both desperately wanted to be white. And the last great thing they did was a moon walk.

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Remember Dexter, who was going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson?

Not sure which race yet.

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What did Kasparov ask Michael Jackson?

β€œDo you want to be black or white?”

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Why was Michael Jackson bad at chess?

He couldn’t decide if he was black or white.

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with NASA?

It’s been decades since their first moonwalk.

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