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Messi Jokes


Why does Messi never get locked out of his house?

Because he always has a key-pass.

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Why did Messi bring string to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score.

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Why can’t Lionel Messi be a gardener?

Because he can’t handle the corners.

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I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.

What a messi guy.

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What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?

A messi room.

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My son played soccer in the mud all day.

He was a little Messi.

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A stupid guy and a smart guy have a job interview.

The smart guy goes into the interview room first and is met by three people on the panel.

The first one asks, β€œWho do you think the best soccer player in the world is?”

The smart guy replies, β€œBefore it was Ronaldo but now it’s Messi.

The second interviewer asks, β€œWhen did the phone come out?”

The smart guy replies, β€œThe first telephone came out in 1876 and the first phone came out in 1973.”

The last interviewer asked, β€œDo you believe in UFOs?”

The smart guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but I think so.”

He leaves and the dumb guy begs him for the answers, and so in the end the smart guy gives them to him.

Unfortunately, the panel of interviews knew that the dumb guy wasn’t that bright so the first one asked, β€œWho is your father?”

The dumb guy replies, β€œBefore it was Ronaldo but now it’s Messi.”

The second interview asks, β€œWhen were you born?”

He replied, β€œI came out at first in 1876 but then I also came out in 1973.”

The last interviewer asked, β€œAre you dumb?”

The dumb guy says, β€œI don’t know, but I think so.”

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