Mermaid Jokes



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Mermaid Jokes


What did the mermaid wear to her math class?

An algae bra.

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What was the mermaid doing at the bottom of the sea?

She dropped out of school.

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Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?

On line.

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Why did the new Little Mermaid actress have to be someone without any cosmetic enhancements?

Because there is enough plastic in the ocean already.

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What do you call violent mermaids?

Mercenaries.

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Why was the mermaid couple so indecisive?

Because they both refused to wear the pants in the relationship.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial.

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Did you hear about the mermaid who decided to join human society?

Despite her efforts, others still viewed her as a fish out of water.

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If mermaid is woman, then what do you call a man version of mermaid?

Merbutler.

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Did you hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore?

It’s only a tale.

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Why don’t mermaids play badminton?

They might get caught in the net.

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What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?

Sushi roll.

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