McDonald’s Jokes



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McDonald’s Jokes


Why was the burger sad?

Because he had the blue cheese.

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What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?

A big mac.

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Remember the sign at McDonald’s that said, “We do not accept bills over $20.”

Trust me, if we had more than $20, we wouldn’t be eating at McDonald’s.

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Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have Mcdonald’s?

Because it’s fastfood.

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Remember when you ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s?

His parents were pissed.

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Yo mama so angry McDonald’s won’t even serve her happy meals.

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Do you know that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined?

Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.

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How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can’t climb the ladder.

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When I saw your hairline I thought you worked at McDonald’s.

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign she drove through the building.

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