Enjoy our team's carefully selected McDonald’s Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Chuck Norris made the Happy Meal cry.
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Why was the burger sad?
Because he had the blue cheese.
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What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?
A big mac.
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Remember the sign at McDonald’s that said, “We do not accept bills over $20.”
Trust me, if we had more than $20, we wouldn’t be eating at McDonald’s.
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Remember when you ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s?
His parents were pissed.
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Yo mama so angry McDonald’s won’t even serve her happy meals.
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Do you know that America has more museums than Starbucks and McDonald’s combined?
Starbucks and McDonald’s have a combined total of 0 museums.
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How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they can’t climb the ladder.
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When I saw your hairline I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the McDonald’s drive-through sign she drove through the building.
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