May Jokes



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May Jokes


What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fools’ prank feel?

Dismay.

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Two yokels were driving to the next village’s May Day Fair.

They came to a sign that said: May Day Fair Left.

So they turned around and went home.

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What condiment should you always use in May?

Mayo.

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A townie was looking for the May Day Fair, he stopped and asked Jethro, ”Will this road take me to the May Day Fair?”

β€œOh no,” said Jethro. β€œYou’ll have to go by yourself!”

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What’s a teacher’s favorite way to celebrate National Teacher Day on May 2nd?

By giving students a pop quiz to see if they’ve been may-taining their knowledge.

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Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?

It’s when they are the most springy.

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An employee asked his boss, β€œCan I have a few days off seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?”

The boss said, β€œIt’s May.”

β€œSorry,” the employee replied, β€œMay I have a few days off seeing as it’s so close to Christmas?”

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?

They become maybees.

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months on his calendar?

Because he lost May.

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